Jermie,

Were we watching the same film? GOD DAMN! That Grown up movie was awful!!!! Spade was horrific in it as always. Schneider may have had a few moments. Rock showed up for the check. Sandler was unfunny as hell. and the fat guy, played his fatness for laughs.

I did see the Norm piece, i was disappointed cause Norm was photographed at the church scene last year. Perhaps he had a line and it got cut out.

I felt bad for Steve Buscemi. He's a talented actor caught in this stick fest! God! Steve, how many favors can you do for Sandler? You are a talented man in your own right!!!!

I think it's divine that you are already in love with this woman simply because her choice of underwear reminds you of Norm's ass...

Lovely... or maybe... gay?... -ish?

Oh, well, it's what we've come to expect from you, Jermie... Hopeless, almost adolescent failures in romance, punctuated by periods of devotion to Norm's ass.

It's sweet, really. Enjoy your summer!

I'm still on my Cheers marathon, good Lord. But I've discovered all of this Norm Macdonald stuff on utube. A lot of his stand-up is on there, and it's funny as hell. I also watched him in Grown-Ups. He shows his ass. I think it received the funniest laugh in the theatre. It was hysterical, thought you girls would love it. He goes on this water slide, comes off, and his ass is completely showing, because his bathing trunks are completely in his ass. It's funny as hell. Spade is actually funny in this one.

On a personal note, I have a date on Friday, she told me this morning, she wears nothing or just a thong. I think I'll love this woman. Can't wait till Friday.

My girlfriend has gone crazy for my cock. Need to leave her. Have the stalker still contacting me. Need to have a Coke. Good lord. On a Cheers and a Norm marathon that my kids hate, but I discovered UTUBE has all of that and I just received two jobs.

So far, my summer's spectacular! Thanks for asking!

My plans include a lot of travel, seeing family and a little crimefighting on the side, just to keep life interesting...

I'm seeing the Penn%26Teller stage show this Friday, since they had the good manners to have it within a five-minute drive of my home... Such good boys...

Then, I have a lot of re-organization work to do on my home, with an aim to accelerate my stagnant productivity over the last coupla years... Takes a while to turn the ship into the wind and find the right tack, but that's done, and it should be smooth sailing from here...

Waiting for the market to find it's bottom is a drag, too, but I'm lined up to have some very interesting results by the fall... Hopefully, I'll be able to start working for myself full-time in three to five years.

And on a "funner" note, I don't know if you're a Stanhope fan (how could you not be) but in this picture, he's wearing the cap I sent him. Go 'spos!!!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5717931%26id=589512215

It's good to have friends.

Take care,
Gojo

Hey, the entire series of "The Norm Show" is coming out on September 7th. You should post a link to Amazon's site if you girls can.

How is everyone's summer going? Mine's great.

New girlfriend with great kids. I'm having a ball. Starting a new job on Tuesday, and even though I'm honestly pessimistic, I'll remain positive.

DWTS is the worst show on television. Hands down the gayest show on any tele in any nation.

This oil spill is ridiculous. Haven't seen incompetence like this since Hurricane Katrina. And to take a vacation during the debaucle, ridiculous.

Lost was the greatest ending I've seen in a series in years.

Does anyone know what Norm is doing besides stand-up and "Grown Ups?" Come on, Norm. A little tv series, a movie here and there. Sandler has a new movie, check into it.

No biggie, Jerms, I probably wouldn't have stalked Norm, either if I hadn't have had Gigo prodding me for pictures and content for the site...

Shoulda re-written that article, too... The flow is stunted in a few places...

Thanks, Gigo, for finding the time to put it up, what with being busy at work and raising half of New York City's kids all by yourself...;)

Love ya! Jo

Gojo, congrats. To meet the man face to face, which I didn't do, I'm not too great at meeting my comedic mentor face to face, less drinking with him which would have been a disaster (we like the same booze, whiskey). Bad idea. Great capitalism. Love what you did with the site. Love the new pictures. But it assures me, Norm is back. That's cool. Supercool.I'm dating a fat woman, love her, because I'm poor now.

Had a weird week to say the least.

Kind of furious I didn't meet Norm when I had the chance. I'm such a wimp.

The woman I met on the net came by this week with some presents for my kids. Although she cried when thinking about our failed relationship, she still banged me. Said she wanted to not give up the Jermie po-go stick. We did it twice. Not the same. It makes me sad to know I can't be with her in the same way again. It just goes to show you, two good looking people should not be together. Sure, the sex is great, but we both look around searching for the next great sex.

Had a bit of drama, but it won't be for long. My children told me their grandmother, who my ex is paying rent to, have been struck. Gojo and Gigohead will get a kick out of this. I'm very liberal, until it comes to my kids. So, Sean tells me, he doesn't want to live there anymore. The girls tell me their grandmother is spanking them willy-nilly. They all say they want to live with me all the time.

So, I call the cheating whore up. Tell her I've had enough of the kids having enough. Unlike most conservatives, I don't pay anyone to step in. I don't have the money. And I'm close to acquiring a job where I could.

I attend a practice game for my seven year old who is trying her hand at t-ball. I show up. My ex spends more time with me and my son, than her beer belly dork of a boyfriend. The guy is nonchalant. Yes, it's the first time Jermie has laid eyes on this guy that ruined everything. I didn't hit him. I felt sorry for him. Upon sight, realized very quickly, this guy is a Trekkie. Older, fatter, more pathetic than I thought. So I don't do jack squat. The liberal in me felt like crying. I did nothing.

It's the common stereotype that all conservatves own guns. I don't. I have young kids, so I don't buy guns. I thought about it, but don't own one. If I had a gun that day, I wouldn't have shot him. Or anyone else for that matter, I won't shoot anyone. I felt sorry for the guy, especially knowing who he was with.

I tossed a baseball with my boy. I tossed a ball with my five year old girl. I had one of the best days with my kids.

So, I called up the witch. Told her if the bitch kept hitting my kids, I would bury her in the courts. Liberal mindset, think she bought it. Because if she didn't, the conservative in me would have retaliated, not with a gun, but with a mind and an angry fist.

Jermie'